Why vampires are superior to human beings:

1. they feed off others' (social, financial, metabolic, etc) efforts
2. almost all of them are anonymous except for the really notorious ones: Dracula and Lestat to name some.
3. they live forever which negates all fear of the supernatural resulting in the lack of belief in God which ultimately leads to complete recklessness: all evil abound
4. biomorphic, yet utter revulsion of all living things: immensely increases the capacity to enact inhumane acts
5. highly contageous given a most effortless mode of infection

Are you teetering on the edge of the realm of vampires, dear reader?